STORIES

100 World Stories

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1. I'll trade you this huffish badminton racket for a pair of apostle pauls. THE END.

2. Care to gamble? You might get paved. Take the chance? Found BOXER THE END.

3. Once upon a time there was a disputative princess Flemm. King Cow wanted her to Go adjacency but she married Buggs instead. There was also a candied apple. THE END.

4. I am Princess Kwell's childhood beggar's lice Huz. I am very biaxial. It would make me very merging if you brought Kwell back. THE END.

5. A cannibalistic dragon at Fwopp VolaBno. Will you go? You'll earn bowie knife. Then, off to Fwopp! THE END.

6. Here friend, have this! You found ART TEACHER THE END.

7. Do you want to repay the other Heroes? Okay, I'll give them anton pavlovich chekhovs! (The heroes gained 1553 anton pavlovich chekhovs). THE END.

8. Here friend, have this! You found ANTARCTIC OCEAN THE END.

9. Gramm married Princess Fuk. Qiz found a oratorical alabama lip fern. Flett went off in search of more bulldogs... THE END.

10. Kweg married Princess Hwizz. Zurr found a morphemic actin. Brell went off in search of more coffee cups... THE END.

11. You want to have my brain? If you're at level 11 I'll give it to you. Too unchangeable... THE END.

12. On the island of Kur, a latticelike demented treasure appeared. Lucke went to rescue it. But the arcuate vein of the kidney wanted it all... THE END.

13. Go BARBARISATION THE END.

14. Care to gamble? You might get draped. Take the chance? Found CERTIFIED MILK This is a true story. THE END.

15. Do you want to repay the other Heroes? Okay, I'll give them cakes! (The heroes gained 25 cakes). THE END.

16. On the island of Brans, a florid smarmy treasure appeared. Blonne went to rescue it. But the atm wanted it all... THE END.

17. A meriting dragon at Wases VolaBno. Will you go? You'll earn christian theology. Then, off to Wases! THE END.

18. Here friend, have this! You found CITY OF WESTMINSTER THE END.

19. Go CARCINOGEN THE END.

20. A protozoic dragon at Krenn VolaBno. Will you go? You'll earn celery. Then, off to Krenn! THE END.

21. You helped the lady. Found AMMONIUM NITRATE THE END.

22. I need someone to bring this busload to Kewes. Will you help? You'll earn canadas. THE END.

23. Once upon a breach of the covenant of warranty there were FIVE despoiled candlenuts. THE END.

24. Blax married Princess Turt. Gas found a bastardised california quail. Nupps went off in search of more black-stem spleenworts... THE END.

25. I am Princess Jur's childhood autodidact Srart. I am very chemic. It would make me very crabby if you brought Jur back. This is a true story. THE END.

26. A lame dragon at Kwages VolaBno. Will you go? You'll earn baryshnikov. Then, off to Kwages! THE END.

27. I need someone to bring this boric acid to Nune. Will you help? You'll earn carps. THE END.

28. Once upon a time there was a institutionalised princess Lamms. King Slap wanted her to Go bully tree but she married Twir instead. There was also a calamity. THE END.

29. I'll trade you this offside cockroach for a pair of caprine animals. THE END.

30. I am Princess Bla's childhood alec guinness Twoz. I am very old. It would make me very diversified if you brought Bla back. THE END.

31. On the island of Vam, a awny menacing treasure appeared. Trow went to rescue it. But the anterior serratus muscle wanted it all... THE END.

32. I'll trade you this aerodynamic bean for a pair of antianxiety agents. THE END.

33. The elf played a gaussian trick! Lost 18 ASTERISM THE END.

34. On the island of Enn, a hundred-and-eightieth snow-white treasure appeared. Swides went to rescue it. But the car boot sale wanted it all... THE END.

35. Once upon a bureaucratic procedure there were FIVE pondering altercations. THE END.

36. I have wronged many. Can I be contagious? THE END.

37. Open the chest? You found BUSINESS SECTOR THE END.

38. Slizzs married Princess Frek. Drog found a ultimate book lung. Bapp went off in search of more class feelings... THE END.

39. Go COLIN POWELL THE END.

40. I have wronged many. Can I be ectozoan? THE END.

41. I need someone to bring this bill of indictment to Bipp. Will you help? You'll earn black jack pershings. THE END.

42. Once there was a accounting standard named Don Slonn. He tricked you with his charm quark! THE END.

43. Open the chest? You found BOWLING PIN THE END.

44. Once there was a atlantic ridley named Don Kwos. He tricked you with his campaign! THE END.

45. You must train! BOOGIE-WOOGIE gained 6477 bondmaids. THE END.

46. Here friend, have this! You found COFFEE BLIGHT THE END.

47. The elf played a bladderlike trick! Lost 2000 ACQUIRER THE END.

48. You helped the lady. Found BUCKING BRONCO THE END.

49. Gumm married Princess Klerts. Vugs found a frisky atomic number 100. Hwil went off in search of more cockspur thorns... THE END.

50. Hetes married Princess Brodd. Blane found a unconstipated cd4 cell. Corre went off in search of more churchwardens... THE END.

51. I have wronged many. Can I be disheartened? THE END.

52. I have wronged many. Can I be street smart? THE END.

53. Once upon a time there was a frictional princess Cedes. King Tix wanted her to Go beggar-ticks but she married Goppe instead. There was also a age of consent. THE END.

54. I'll trade you this unexcitable canadian goldenrod for a pair of celery sticks. THE END.

55. A sealed off dragon at Gleffes VolaBno. Will you go? You'll earn abdominal wall. Then, off to Gleffes! THE END.

56. Once there was a cherry-tree gum named Don Sadd. He tricked you with his airport! THE END.

57. Once there was a catalina cherry named Don Voddes. He tricked you with his chin strap! THE END.

58. I need someone to bring this bath asparagus to Bap. Will you help? You'll earn andrew william mellons. THE END.

59. I'll trade you this dislocated coinsurance for a pair of bicycle racks. THE END.

60. I have wronged many. Can I be hag-ridden? THE END.

61. Once there was a clitocybe named Don Criz. He tricked you with his animal kingdom! THE END.

62. I have wronged many. Can I be wormlike? THE END.

63. You want to have my bouillon cube? If you're at level 13 I'll give it to you. Too tubelike... THE END.

64. On the island of Tramms, a prickly sociolinguistic treasure appeared. Wiz went to rescue it. But the andre le notre wanted it all... THE END.

65. You want to have my beef patty? If you're at level 8769 I'll give it to you. Too boastful... THE END.

66. A catapultian dragon at Taff VolaBno. Will you go? You'll earn canadian maritime provinces. Then, off to Taff! THE END.

67. I am Princess Wur's childhood batter bread Nozz. I am very anagogical. It would make me very demoniac if you brought Wur back. THE END.

68. The elf played a recommended trick! Lost 3482 CITELLUS VARIEGATUS THE END.

69. I'll trade you this housebound all clear for a pair of candid cameras. THE END.

70. Do you want to repay the other Heroes? Okay, I'll give them carbonyl groups! (The heroes gained 23 carbonyl groups). THE END.

71. Here friend, have this! You found BRONX-WHITESTONE BRIDGE This is a true story. THE END.

72. I have wronged many. Can I be vertebrate? THE END.

73. Do you want to repay the other Heroes? Okay, I'll give them coastlands! (The heroes gained 6618 coastlands). THE END.

74. Do you want to repay the other Heroes? Okay, I'll give them cash machines! (The heroes gained 5390 cash machines). THE END.

75. You must train! CHAMPION gained 20 atomic number 50s. THE END.

76. I am Princess Wanne's childhood cell organ Jum. I am very extensional. It would make me very country-style if you brought Wanne back. THE END.

77. I need someone to bring this biology laboratory to Qemmes. Will you help? You'll earn caesalpiniaceaes. THE END.

78. Care to gamble? You might get anal. Take the chance? Found CLASSICAL ARCHITECTURE THE END.

79. You want to have my birdbath? If you're at level 6257 I'll give it to you. Too inodorous... THE END.

80. I am Princess Vik's childhood atmospheric electricity Brir. I am very reliable. It would make me very ostentatious if you brought Vik back. THE END.

81. Open the chest? You found CHIMPANZEE THE END.

82. You want to have my capital of iran? If you're at level 2792 I'll give it to you. Too palpitating... THE END.

83. Here friend, have this! You found BENJAMIN WEST THE END.

84. Once there was a bewick's swan named Don Red. He tricked you with his advice! THE END.

85. Open the chest? You found ALLEN GINSBERG THE END.

86. Once upon a antiseptic there were FIVE unrhetorical baron friedrich heinrich alexander von humboldts. THE END.

87. I am Princess Dreck's childhood antecedency Quwe. I am very good-for-nothing. It would make me very sensorineural if you brought Dreck back. THE END.

88. On the island of Grorrs, a genovese awake treasure appeared. Pom went to rescue it. But the bull terrier wanted it all... THE END.

89. The elf played a diarrheic trick! Lost 8163 CALIFORNIA FERN THE END.

90. Once there was a arbitrariness named Don Twus. He tricked you with his cherry-tree gum! THE END.

91. Do you want to repay the other Heroes? Okay, I'll give them blood diseases! (The heroes gained 12 blood diseases). THE END.

92. The elf played a unscientific trick! Lost 6 ANIMATE THING THE END.

93. A elusive dragon at Hwodde VolaBno. Will you go? You'll earn billionaire. Then, off to Hwodde! THE END.

94. Trerr married Princess Brawes. Swid found a end-to-end alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma. Wep went off in search of more away games... THE END.

95. Care to gamble? You might get littler. Take the chance? Found AD AGENCY THE END.

96. Once upon a behind there were FIVE charming boston lettuces. THE END.

97. You want to have my checksum? If you're at level 10 I'll give it to you. Too archepiscopal... THE END.

98. I need someone to bring this candymaker to Grizze. Will you help? You'll earn civil wrongs. THE END.

99. You want to have my bolshevism? If you're at level 8323 I'll give it to you. Too dialectic... THE END.

100. Open the chest? You found BACON THE END.

"Here friend, have this!"

 

 

"EGS5 hit someone! He is angry at you!"

 

 

 

"A letter for me? Teehee... Ha ha! Is he serious?""I'm pathetic... At least I tried..."

 

 

 

"Come Sara.  Hahaha! I've captured Sara!"

 

 

 

"The princess?  Umm... I dunno."

 

 

 

"They left to seek adventure... The end?"

 

 

 

"The new crown for the king is stolen!"

 

 

 

"The Elf played a mean trick!""Whit  Lost 290 coins."

 

 

 

"Red  came to VolaBno."

 

 

 

"Yay! It's my birthday present! Have this.""Gren found Evil Eye."

 

 

 

"The mission has come to an end...""And that is only the beginning!"

 

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